Lead Vocals
Lead Guitar
Rhythm Guitar / Backing Vocals
Bass Guitar / Backing Vocals
Drums
Paphos based covers band playing our favourite rock hits.
Paphos based covers band playing our favourite rock hits.
Paphos based covers band playing our favourite rock hits.
A little bit about the band members…
Sharron Walkden
Simon
Phillips
Paul
Hope
Greg
Simms
Chas
Sainsbury
“To be honest I thought this was the line for the post office.
No, I didn’t know what I was signing, you said it was my car tax form… what do you mean “irrevocable”? You know this is illegal right?
Well yes I can sing… that’s not the point, I didn’t sign up for this.
Yeah ok I did but you tricked me into signing that..
No, I don’t want another smartie… why’s it so dark in here?”
“It was originally my therapists idea to join a band to find a suitable (if temporary) distraction from the voices.
They’re so demanding… one minute everything would be normal like I’d be rearranging my pasta collection or painting my leg, and next thing I’d know I’d be demanding a recount of the stationary cupboard in the Norwegian embassy (they have 62 bottles of tippex). Life’s what you make it.”
“Usually it’s my 3rd nipple that people want to talk about, still it’s true to say that I wouldn’t be in MLC without it.
It’s a mesmerising source of fascination for all that lay eyes on it and these guys are no exception. I can pretty much get whatever I want by popping it out…I once put Noel Edmonds into a trance for 6 years with a quick flash of it – and that was through a mirror, that’s why he was off the telly.”
“Since the incident at the penguin enclosure I never expected I’d be able to perform in public again, so I guess what attracted me to join MLC apart from the promise of fortune and fame, was mainly a way to leave the past behind.
While I wouldn’t wish a global ban on zoo entry on anyone else, I’ve come to terms with it now.
I still think if you are going to have a sign it should be more specific than ‘Public feeding time @ 3pm’ – still, here we are.”
“Being of tall stature I was asked to join MLC to make up for the fact that the old singer was very short.
I was an obvious choice for the band because some of the equipment is kept on quite a high shelf, also I like bashing things and annoying my neighbours.
In 1963 I came 6th in the egg & spoon race at my school sports day. I would have been 5th but Emma ran into my lane and made me wobble. I’m glad to have finally got that off my chest. And she was much shorter than me, probably still is.”
Sharron Walkden
Lead Vocals
“To be honest I thought this was the line for the post office.
No, I didn’t know what I was signing, you said it was my car tax form… what do you mean “irrevocable”? You know this is illegal right?
Well yes I can sing… that’s not the point, I didn’t sign up for this.
Yeah ok I did but you tricked me into signing that..
No, I don’t want another smartie… why’s it so dark in here?”
Simon Phillips
Lead Guitar
“It was originally my therapists idea to join a band to find a suitable (if temporary) distraction from the voices. They’re so demanding… one minute everything would be normal like I’d be rearranging my pasta collection or painting my leg, and next thing I’d know I’d be demanding a recount of the stationary cupboard in the Norwegian embassy (they have 62 bottles of tippex). Life’s what you make it.”
Paul Hope
Rhythm Guitar / Backing Vocals
“Usually it’s my 3rd nipple that people want to talk about, still it’s true to say that I wouldn’t be in MLC without it.
It’s a mesmerising source of fascination for all that lay eyes on it and these guys are no exception.
I can pretty much get whatever I want by popping it out…I once put Noel Edmonds into a trance for 6 years with a quick flash of it – and that was through a mirror, that’s why he was off the telly.”
Greg Simms
Bass Guitar / Backing Vocals
“Since the incident at the penguin enclosure I never expected I’d be able to perform in public again, so I guess what attracted me to join MLC apart from the promise of fortune and fame, was mainly a way to leave the past behind.
While I wouldn’t wish a global ban on zoo entry on anyone else, I’ve come to terms with it now.
I still think if you are going to have a sign it should be more specific than ‘Public feeding time @ 3pm’ – still, here we are.”
Chas Sainsbury
Drums
“Being of tall stature I was asked to join MLC to make up for the fact that the old singer was very short.
I was an obvious choice for the band because some of the equipment is kept on quite a high shelf, also I like bashing things and annoying my neighbours.
In 1963 I came 6th in the egg & spoon race at my school sports day. I would have been 5th but Emma ran into my lane and made me wobble. I’m glad to have finally got that off my chest. And she was much shorter than me, probably still is.”
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