Lead Vocals
Lead Guitar
Rhythm Guitar / Backing Vocals
Bass Guitar / Backing Vocals
Drums
Paphos based covers band playing our favourite rock hits.
Paphos based covers band playing our favourite rock hits.
Paphos based covers band playing our favourite rock hits.
A little bit about the band members…
Julie Price
Simon Phillips
Paul Hope
Donald Farrell
Chas Sainsbury
“I don’t know who you are or why you have added me to your website.
I insist you take down any references to me immediately or I’m going to speak to my lawyer.
This has happened to me before and as a result I ended up being in a band for blimmin’ years, I can assure you I won’t be making that mistake again.”
“It was originally my therapists idea to join a band to find a suitable (if temporary) distraction from the voices.
They’re so demanding… one minute everything would be normal like I’d be rearranging my pasta collection or painting my leg, and next thing I’d know I’d be demanding a recount of the stationary cupboard in the Norwegian embassy (they have 62 bottles of tippex). Life’s what you make it.”
“Usually it’s my 3rd nipple that people want to talk about, still it’s true to say that I wouldn’t be in MLC without it.
It’s a mesmerising source of fascination for all that lay eyes on it and these guys are no exception. I can pretty much get whatever I want by popping it out…I once put Noel Edmonds into a trance for 6 years with a quick flash of it – and that was through a mirror, that’s why he was off the telly.”
“Having come from a long line of conga enthusiasts, I always thought I’d make a living from professional line dancing.
Sadly that was a bit of a mix up on my part, so let’s just say that my career path was closely linked to the sex worker industry. The little known but potent aphrodisiac charm of the haggis went a long way in luring some very well known celebrities to use my services over many years.
I ended up in MLC by court order.”
“Being of tall stature I was asked to join MLC to make up for the fact that the old singer was very short.
I was an obvious choice for the band because some of the equipment is kept on quite a high shelf, also I like bashing things and annoying my neighbours.
In 1963 I came 6th in the egg & spoon race at my school sports day. I would have been 5th but Emma ran into my lane and made me wobble. I’m glad to have finally got that off my chest. And she was much shorter than me, probably still is.”
Julie Price
Lead Vocals
“I don’t know who you are or why you have added me to your website.
I insist you take down any references to me immediately or I’m going to speak to my lawyer.
This has happened to me before and as a result I ended up being in a band for blimmin’ years, I can assure you I won’t be making that mistake again.”
Simon Phillips
Lead Guitar
“It was originally my therapists idea to join a band to find a suitable (if temporary) distraction from the voices. They’re so demanding… one minute everything would be normal like I’d be rearranging my pasta collection or painting my leg, and next thing I’d know I’d be demanding a recount of the stationary cupboard in the Norwegian embassy (they have 62 bottles of tippex). Life’s what you make it.”
Paul Hope
Rhythm Guitar / Backing Vocals
“Usually it’s my 3rd nipple that people want to talk about, still it’s true to say that I wouldn’t be in MLC without it.
It’s a mesmerising source of fascination for all that lay eyes on it and these guys are no exception.
I can pretty much get whatever I want by popping it out…I once put Noel Edmonds into a trance for 6 years with a quick flash of it – and that was through a mirror, that’s why he was off the telly.”
Donald Farrell
Bass Guitar / Backing Vocals
“Having come from a long line of conga enthusiasts, I always thought I’d make a living from professional line dancing.
Sadly that was a bit of a mix up on my part, so let’s just say that my career path was closely linked to the sex worker industry.
The little known but potent aphrodisiac charm of the haggis went a long way in luring some very well known celebrities to use my services over many years.
I ended up in MLC by court order.”
Chas Sainsbury
Drums
“Being of tall stature I was asked to join MLC to make up for the fact that the old singer was very short.
I was an obvious choice for the band because some of the equipment is kept on quite a high shelf, also I like bashing things and annoying my neighbours.
In 1963 I came 6th in the egg & spoon race at my school sports day. I would have been 5th but Emma ran into my lane and made me wobble. I’m glad to have finally got that off my chest. And she was much shorter than me, probably still is.”
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