Paphos based covers band playing our favourite rock hits.

Paphos based covers band playing our favourite rock hits.

Paphos based covers band playing our favourite rock hits.

A little bit about the band members…

To be announced!

Simon Phillips

Paul Hope

Donald Farrell

Chas Sainsbury

Lead Vocals

Lead Guitar

Rhythm Guitar / Backing Vocals

Bass Guitar / Backing Vocals

Drums

“We’ll be writing something particularly silly here very soon

“It was originally my therapists idea to join a band to find a suitable (if temporary) distraction from the voices.

They’re so demanding… one minute everything would be normal like I’d be rearranging my pasta collection or painting my leg, and next thing I’d know I’d be demanding a recount of the stationary cupboard in the Norwegian embassy (they have 62 bottles of tippex). Life’s what you make it.”

“Usually it’s my 3rd nipple that people want to talk about, still it’s true to say that I wouldn’t be in MLC without it.

It’s a mesmerising source of fascination for all that lay eyes on it and these guys are no exception. I can pretty much get whatever I want by popping it out…I once put Noel Edmonds into a trance for 6 years with a quick flash of it – and that was through a mirror, that’s why he was off the telly.”

“Having come from a long line of conga enthusiasts, I always thought I’d make a living from professional line dancing.

Sadly that was a bit of a mix up on my part, so let’s just say that my career path was closely linked to the sex worker industry. The little known but potent aphrodisiac charm of the haggis went a long way in luring some very well known celebrities to use my services over many years.
I ended up in MLC by court order.”

“Being of tall stature I was asked to join MLC to make up for the fact that the singer is very short.

I was an obvious choice for the band because some of the equipment is kept on quite a high shelf, also I like bashing things and making lots of noise.

In 1963 I came 6th in the egg & spoon race at my school sports day. I would have been 5th but Emma ran into my lane and made me wobble. I’m glad to have finally got that off my chest. And she was much shorter than me, probably still is.”

TBA

Lead Vocals

“We’ll be writing something particularly silly here very soon

Simon Phillips

Lead Guitar

“It was originally my therapists idea to join a band to find a suitable (if temporary) distraction from the voices. They’re so demanding… one minute everything would be normal like I’d be rearranging my pasta collection or painting my leg, and next thing I’d know I’d be demanding a recount of the stationary cupboard in the Norwegian embassy (they have 62 bottles of tippex). Life’s what you make it.”

Paul Hope

Rhythm Guitar / Backing Vocals

“Usually it’s my 3rd nipple that people want to talk about, still it’s true to say that I wouldn’t be in MLC without it.

It’s a mesmerising source of fascination for all that lay eyes on it and these guys are no exception. 

I can pretty much get whatever I want by popping it out…I once put Noel Edmonds into a trance for 6 years with a quick flash of it – and that was through a mirror, that’s why he was off the telly.”

Donald Farrell

Bass Guitar / Backing Vocals

“Having come from a long line of conga enthusiasts, I always thought I’d make a living from professional line dancing.

Sadly that was a bit of a mix up on my part, so let’s just say that my career path was closely linked to the sex worker industry. 

The little known but potent aphrodisiac charm of the haggis went a long way in luring some very well known celebrities to use my services over many years.
I ended up in MLC by court order.”

Chas Sainsbury

Drums

“Being of tall stature I was asked to join MLC to make up for the fact that the singer is very short.

I was an obvious choice for the band because some of the equipment is kept on quite a high shelf, also I like bashing things and making lots of noise.

In 1963 I came 6th in the egg & spoon race at my school sports day. I would have been 5th but Emma ran into my lane and made me wobble. I’m glad to have finally got that off my chest. And she was much shorter than me, probably still is.”

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